Post by pedrofish on Nov 24, 2007 21:34:42 GMT -1
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You know you are a true Scot if......
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake
2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza fae the chippie
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day
4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin
when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits wi Burberry
accessories - Pure Class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think its like gaun tae the ocean
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and still like eating it.
12. Somedy ye ken his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin date.
13. Ye've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the church/Chapel
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has Calor gas under it
16. Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understaun this and ur gonnae send it tae yer pals.
19. Finally, you are 100% True Scot if you have ever said/heard these phrases:
Hows it hingin
Howzitgaunnat
Clatty
Boggin
Cludgie
Pished
Get it up ye
Wee beasties
Hod yer weesht
Erse bandit
Am hingin oot the windae
Amurny
Away an bile yer heid
Peely-wally
Humphy backit
Ba' heid
Baw bag
Dubble nugget
Gonnie no dae tha´
And finally....
A wee Glesga wummin goes intae a Butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is staunin haunds ahint his back, wi his erse aimed at an electric fire..
The wee wummin checks oot the display case and asks:
"Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher "Its jist ma hauns ah'm heatin."
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Pedro
You know you are a true Scot if......
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake
2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza fae the chippie
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day
4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin
when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits wi Burberry
accessories - Pure Class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think its like gaun tae the ocean
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and still like eating it.
12. Somedy ye ken his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin date.
13. Ye've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the church/Chapel
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has Calor gas under it
16. Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understaun this and ur gonnae send it tae yer pals.
19. Finally, you are 100% True Scot if you have ever said/heard these phrases:
Hows it hingin
Howzitgaunnat
Clatty
Boggin
Cludgie
Pished
Get it up ye
Wee beasties
Hod yer weesht
Erse bandit
Am hingin oot the windae
Amurny
Away an bile yer heid
Peely-wally
Humphy backit
Ba' heid
Baw bag
Dubble nugget
Gonnie no dae tha´
And finally....
A wee Glesga wummin goes intae a Butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is staunin haunds ahint his back, wi his erse aimed at an electric fire..
The wee wummin checks oot the display case and asks:
"Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher "Its jist ma hauns ah'm heatin."
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Pedro
