strange or funny

[neilson]

has onybody got a strange or funny fishin story,eg puttin yer rod doon in a boat tae hae yer sannies and a flee is still in the water and a fishy takes the flee.
ma brother was fishin wae some pals at loch ness,one of his pals baited up,he casts oot put his rod on his rod rest then went back tae his bag tae get somethin.then his bell on his rod rang tae say he had a fish on,he turned roond just in time tae see his rod disappear intae the loch,the fish had taken his bait and scooted off wae his rod as wel, never tae be seen again

[Jock]

I the Bobo has casted me hat in the water a few times on land and sea. Who am in a boat with Saturday?

[neilson]

jimmy said tae me that it was you and bobo and me and jimmy jock that will dae me,jimmy brings me luck

[Jock]

Right Mep get that story posted about the two pike on the prize page.